Casualty of War

So I just got back from lunch I'm very sad to report a devastating loss. I was
very excited to get a meatball sub from Mr. Goodcents. Well during a
preemptive offensive attack on said sandwich, I didn't put much prior
investigation into my enemies defenses and this proved to be a fatal mistake.
After a strong offensive move to devour an entire meatball failed
leaving 1/3 meatball still bunkered inside it's strong hold my nemesis
decided to make a kamikaze-like maneuver and discard remaining said
meatball at its attacker. Direct Hit... Direct Hit... Man Down. The
1/3 meatball rolled all the way down my primarily white shirt leaving
what might as well have been a stain consisting of my own blood
everywhere. After seeking medical help in the bathroom with water and
a paper towell I took a once blood red mess to something closer to an
orange highlighter color stain all over my shirt. My medical staff did
everything it could ...

I will not under estimate my enemy again.